❝ —– Miss me? ❞

            grumble, grumble

       ❝ … Wait. This isn’t my bed. ❞

     ❝ Some drunk man knocked on my door
        at three in the morning and left his dog
        outside my door. Who wants a new pet?
                He seems sort of friendly. ❞

     ❝ Do you mind tasting this for me —— ?
         I’m unsure if I made it right. ❞

        You’re Barbie            everything you do
         is           made           to            perfection.