LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC

semi-active/sem-hiatus blog!

written by chandler

i do not own barbie.

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also in the process of revamping!

theme

Barbie is a morning person.

Posted on Jul 24— 6 years ago · 1 note

Barbie climbed Mt. Everest in five inch heels

Posted on Jul 23— 6 years ago · 1 note

Barbie never says the lord’s name in vain.

Meet the muse

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LEGAL NAME: Barbara Millicent Roberts
NICKNAME[S]: Barbie
DATE OF BIRTH: March 9th, 1959
GENDER | SPECIES: Female, Human
PLACE OF BIRTH:  Manhattan, New York
CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS: Willows, Wisconsin
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: All
EDUCATION: High school, College, Pre-Med, Med School, Fashion School, Photography School, etc.
OCCUPATION: Many.
CRIMINAL RECORD: None.
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: At events | No | No
LIKE[S]: Shopping, Shoes, Clothes, Bags, Boys
DISLIKE[S]: Mean people
PERSONALITY TRAITS: Friendly, Funny, Loving, Caring, … Fashionable.

{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOR: Blonde
EYE COLOR: Blue
TATTOOS: None

{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }

RELATIVES: Sisters ( Skipper, Stacie, Chelsea )
CHILDREN:  None
PET[S]: A dog, a cat, a horse

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: None.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Devoted to Ken.

Posted on Apr 12— 7 years ago · 17,206 notes
Posted on Apr 09— 7 years ago · 196,130 notes

It’s rumored that Barbie’s house is so big, that you need a map in order to find the bathroom. People also believe that whatever Barbie wants in her house —- it magically appears. A new room? Poof. Another pool? Bam.

Posted on Apr 08— 7 years ago · 2 notes

xlefay:

                        Ƭhis will ɳ ҽ ʋ ҽ ɾ end

                                ‘cαυsε ı шαпт 

                                                      MORE

Posted on Apr 07— 7 years ago · 31 notes

basics.

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  • name: Barbara Millicent Roberts
  • age: 54
  • gender: Female
  • birthday: March 9th
  • height: 5’11”
  • sexuality: None
  • relationship status: Taken by Ken
  • occupation: 130+ careers
Do you have any--
  • siblings: Skipper, Chelsea, and Stacie
  • pets: Dog, cat, and horse.
  • piercings: Ears.
  • tattoos: None.
Favourite--
  • movies: Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
  • foods: Sweets
  • bands: AC/DC, FOB
  • things to do: shopping, gossiping, hanging out

Barbie receives from 300 - 800 marriage proposals in the mail every day.

Posted on Jan 18— 7 years ago

  • Barbie has never been married (she just likes to model wedding gowns for her designer friends)
  • Barbie has never been pregnant (that was her best friend Midge)
Posted on Jan 18— 7 years ago