LIFE IN PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC

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xknivesandlint:

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“n…………….o" 

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        ❝ Well, I miss you. ❞

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      ❝ How have you beeeen? ❞

xknivesandlint:

….. ——-

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“… aren’t they the exact same.. pose… sweetheart?”

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      ❝ What —- ? No. ❞

Posted on Apr 26— 7 years ago · 4 notes
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xknivesandlint:

“Weeell.. Barb-eee…

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He slowly begins, an exaggerated shrug of the
shoulders followed by mouth pulled into a
downward frown, closely resembling a bulldog.

"One of ‘em looked red to me. And before you get into some kind of pointless argument with me over how that one was blood orange or uh.. clar-et. It’s. Red.”

"Oh yeaaah.. where ya going? HMMM?

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It’s not like he’s jealous. Yes you are.

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         She sighs dramatically and slips into the changing room behind her
              — taking the pink dress and abandoning the ’red’ one.
           It is on her body within seconds — almost impossible for the fitted
           dress to wrap her body within that short period of time.

             ❝ Out. ❞

             A glance is taken at her watch — perfect time.
             Barbie then sits in front of her vanity — fixing her perfect 

             makeup and her perfect blonde hair.

Posted on Mar 28— 7 years ago · 7 notes
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xknivesandlint:

“Why bother in wearing one at all…”

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            I mean uh.. that one.” He points, index finger waving exaggeratedly at the dress top which looks identical to the other one. Point—-less.

        "the uh.. pink one.. I suppose..”

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           ❝ I’m going out — topless isn’t an optionlove. ❞

        The hangers that are held between her fingers shake as she pouts; a playful whine following.

         ❝ Jooooker —– they're both pink.
                   I don’t know which goes with my shoes better. ❞

Posted on Mar 28— 7 years ago · 7 notes

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               ❝ What top should I wear?
                         Thiiiiis one
                                   or  
                                        thiiiis one? ❞

Posted on Mar 22— 7 years ago · 7 notes

xknivesandlint:

“…. Yeah…?”

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“…Why? … Too. Hot?”

               ( That is the gyst of it doll )

                        ( Buuuurn baaaby buuuurn )

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHOA

         Her demeanor remains the same – 
                  only those red lips of hers moving.

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             ❝It’s the wrong order.❞

grincarved ;  
x x x

xknivesandlint:

matteldoll-blog1:

Send me a ‘x’ for my muses reaction to yours biting them.

             ❝Hungry?❞

“Are you…

                         Are you c o m p l a i n i n g

                      Barbie Girl?

              Tsk tsk… How rude of you..

I thought I did you a favor. I only bit you. I mean.. I could have done sooo many other things.

                                        Violent things

                                          sweetheart.

                                      But I refrained y’see.

                           You should be thanking me instead of…

                                              whining.

                                      I don’t liiiiiike thaaaat.”

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         ❝I simply asked 

                  a question, my dear.

               You get defensive rather quickly. 

                          No complaining. 

                            Whining? I am not a child.

        However, I have heard of what you can do.

                          I am impressed.

                    If I gave any disrespect ——- apologies, lovely.

      I don’t want to do anything you wouldn’t like.❞